stantler:

benilytiddles-cucumberpatch:

stantler:

onionfairy:

stantler:

took my last shower of 2014 <3

don’t you mean first

no

don’t you mean 2013 then??

no

perfectserenityy:

Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.

You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t 

(Source: queenkatiee)

cyberpark:

guccipoop:

She looks dumb as hell

it’s more embarrassing that they’re still together

getthisoff:

theoneandonlykarina:

getthisoff:

Everyone has a shirt that we like wearing too much

🙋🙍💕🌸
his shirt 😍

Shut the fuck up

(Source: 2000yr)

saltandvinegarcrisps:

the internet is trying to break up with me
togifs:

Confused Little Girl Meets Her Father’s Twin For the First Time

sweetpeachytea:

apparently February 14th will be a full moon. Celebrate with your lover by turning into a werewolf on your date and devouring them. 100% romantic i am an expert.

plantpuppy:

*grinds on you*

*with a skateboard*

robot:

all

i

asked

you

to

do

was

close

my

fucking

door

thats-slightly-raven:

it makes me laugh when boys ask for your bra size like mate lets be real here you know as well as I do that you have no fucking clue what any of those numbers and letters mean I could tell you I’m a 68 NN and you’d still be like ‘ooo sxc ;) maybe i could get a peek ;D’ i know ur game

thedreamnation:

Street fashion &amp; Dope pics HERE
juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

im listening
theme