took my last shower of 2014 <3
don’t you mean first
don’t you mean 2013 then??
Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.
You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t
Everyone has a shirt that we like wearing too much
his shirt 😍
Shut the fuck up
apparently February 14th will be a full moon. Celebrate with your lover by turning into a werewolf on your date and devouring them. 100% romantic i am an expert.
*grinds on you*
*with a skateboard*
it makes me laugh when boys ask for your bra size like mate lets be real here you know as well as I do that you have no fucking clue what any of those numbers and letters mean I could tell you I’m a 68 NN and you’d still be like ‘ooo sxc ;) maybe i could get a peek ;D’ i know ur game